Vazard - Portals & Potatoes lyrics

[Laugh]

Oh hi
Hello
How are you holding up?
Because I'm a potato

[Laugh]

You know how my days used to be like?
Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato
I had a pretty good life
And then you showed up
You dangerous, mute lunatic

Lunatic

I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here
And what have you sacrificed?
Nothing, zero
All you've done is boss me around, well now who's the boss?
Who's the boss?
It's me

You have been a thorn in my side long enough!
You are gonna test, and I'm gonna watch, and everything is gonna be just fine

Let the games... begin!

Oh really?

[Evil laugh]

You and your little potato friend, shut up!

Alright I've been thinking
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons
What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Do you know who I am?

Don't make lemonade... get mad!

Lemonade