Ladies and gentlemen
For the next few moments
You will be witnessing scenes from the Master of the Macabre
For those among you who are easily frightened
We suggest you turn away now
To those who think they can take it
We say, welcome to the Mad House
Welcome to the Mad House [2x]
No one ever leaves (leaves [?x])
Ever leaves, Mad House
Mad House
Welcome to the Mad House
Ladies and gentlemen
For the next few moments
You will be witnessing scenes from the Master of the Macabre
For those among you who are easily frightened
We suggest you turn away now
Mad House
No one ever leaves (leaves [?x])
Ever leaves
E-ever leaves (leaves [?x])
Ever leaves, Mad House
No one ever leaves Mad House