Stormtrooper - Worst Case Scenario lyrics

For your own safety you are asked to please stay off the streets
There's no reason for alarm, everything is just fine
But under no circumstances should you leave the safety of your flimsy post-war single family lower middleclassed housing units
Oh, and just to be on the safe side lock and chain your door
Pop a chain under the knob if you have to
And don't open it for anyone, even if they appear to be perfectly normal members of your own family
And especially if they smell anything at all like mold
But above all, don't panic
Thanks for listening

Deploy our nuclear capabilities!

What in the (...) is that?
-We've got the worst case scenario!

In over 20 years of broadcasting, I'm at a loss for words
-We have to strike now!
I can only describe what I see as not from this Earth!
-Annihilate, kill!
Kill!
Annihilate!

These assholes want everything we've got

Kick the crap out of 'em

Ladies and gentlemen, we interupt this programm to bring you the breaking news
We've got the worst case scenario!

(...) are insignificant
They will be terminated!
-Nuke 'em now-now!

We have to nuke 'em, we have to nuke 'em now!

We have to nuke 'em now-now-now-now!

We've got the worst case scenario!

This termination is overdue!

We have to strike now!
Annihilate, kill! [2x]

What are your plans here on earth?
-I'm glad you asked!
My plan is to conquer this mudball of a planet and suck it dry of energy!
-That's bad, right?
OF COURSE IT'S BAD!
-But that's not the worst of it!

We've got the worst case scenario!

We have to- strike now
We have to nuke 'em, we have to nuke 'em now!

Ladies and gentleman, due to technical dificulties we are unable to continue the broadcast