One a day I'm gonna to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece
I tell I want 2 piece
She says go to the toilet
I say you not understand I want 2 piece on my plate
She says you better not piss on the plate you son of bitch
I don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't need this shit!
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork
I tell her I wanted a fork
She telling me everyone wanna fuck
I tell her you not understand I wanna fork on the table
She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!
I don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch
I don't need this shit!
So I go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
I call the manager I tell him I wanna sheet
He telling me to go to the toilet
I say you not understand I wanna sheet on my bed
He say you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch
I go to the checkout and the man on the desk said
Peace on you
Piss on you too you son of a bitch
I'm going back to Italia
Arrivederci